I thought there might be a chance this movie would be amusing, if not slightly reasonable given the cast.

I was wrong.

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There might be some spoilers here, and for this movie I use the word lightly, but be warned.

The basic plot:

Crack team of commando type soldiers get assigned a special mission. Cuba us their leader.

An anthropologist, who works for the CIA, is the special 1-time leader. Their mission is to extract her father, who is another scientist type.

They go into a bunker, which used to be a tomb. In the process, we learn that “sand can blast your skin off, so stay tight”.

The SAS type folks then find a person full of disease like boils. Of course, they treat the person and don’t think that this is odd. The person is a priest, still alive, who they don’t bother really containing.

We learn that SAS folks expect to find hot, naked ladies on levels of underground bunkers – which were previously found to have no hot naked ladies – and this is normal. Of course she eats him.

Back to our fearless heroes below. We learn that if you are SAS, and you see your unborn baby girl suddenly be a little girl while wondering the tombs underground corridors, you should follow her. It’s a great idea. Then we learn that if she turns into a demon, that’s reasonable (and she’s still…cute?) I suppose SAS deal with that daily. Then, if you hear her again, you should follow her again.

One could go on and on with the silly plot holes. If any of this sounds ridiculous to you, that’s because it is.

Watch this movie if you get it free, don’t value your time (or are really sick, and laying on the couch in a fever), or really want to laugh at how bad a movie can be.

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